Human Resources

Our mission, if you can even call it that, is to professionally procrastinate with the best of them. We've elevated indifference to an art form, specializing in the fine craft of desk-chair twirling and coffee-break mastery. Our vision is to create a workplace where serious HR matters are met with the level of enthusiasm normally reserved for watching paint dry. We're a team of HR experts who've mastered the art of random decision-making and thrive in the organized chaos of HR paperwork. So, if you're seeking an HR department that's as efficient as a three-legged tortoise, congratulations, look no further. Our splendidly unimpressive quest is to, well, we're not quite sure, but it'll involve lots of HR jargon and some poorly attended meetings.